To the leader, the pariah, the victor, the messiah

Dear god in heaven this took forever. STOP MAKING FRIENDS SETSUNA JUST STOP. I can't believe I have to do this in alphabetical. Feel free to get present however you wish. They are probably really crappily wrapped and some might just be dropped off with cabinmates. I dunno. My brain is dead. I mean, I spent more time on this than I did on RL gifts. orz

( Da list. In alphabetic order. )