saviorsoul | Um... more surpraise buttsex?

I'm splitting these up because that's a lot of cuts for one entry.

[Haru] so. I was scanning the love meme and my brain combined Jaime and Aeon's usernames to make "rapes_within"
[Haru] ... yeah.
[Aeon] ..............
[Jaime] ...........
[Aeon] .............................
[Aeon] .............
[RubyD] ...
[Jaime] h-haru
[Yuu-chan] HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
* Aeon rapes Jaime. Now I'm inside you.

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[Raph] stupid cain and his stupid pretty
[Lulu] oh you're so in denial, Raph
[Raph] STFU
[Raph] he was all
[Raph] "i'm sexy"
[Raph] and i was all
[Raph] "omg u r"
[Raph] and it was ALL HIS FAULT
[Lulu] XD
[Raph] HE MAKES A PRETTY WOMAN.
[Raph] I CANNOT BE BLAMED FOR MY ACTIONS HENCEFORTH.
[Lulu] maybe you just have a thing for traps
[Lulu] trapsexual!
[Raph] i will hurt you

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[Lulu] Excel, now I'm picturing the Sephiroth theme with "Il Palazzo" instead. XD
[Virgil] ....wow
[JJ] ........Sephiroth's theme has forever been ruined for me.
[Usagi] ...That'd be the greatest thing EVER.
[Usagi] Someone make it!
[Virgil] PLEASE
* Lulu is so proud
[Subaru|sotired] ...ruined? Or IMPROVED?
[Gremio|ish] Il Palazzo is a better villain than Sephiroth
[JJ] No, not by that.
[Mytho] Everyone who ever listened to Sephiroth's theme needs to listen to Excel's version, Sexyroth

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[Mytho] MY TIMELINE WAS PUNCHED BY SOMEBODY HOPPED UP ON ANTI-MATTER NIPPLE RAYS
[Mytho] Well. Not on this name. Although the idea of Drosselmyer with anti-matter nipple rays does hurt me so.
[Rubedo] ...
[Gremio|ish] ...Rin can write that drabble
[Virgil] ....ow Mytho
[Virgil] OW
[JJ] ....anti-matter nipple rays. XD
[Mytho] I know.
[Suzaku] Well, that would have been an interesting twist.
[Virgil] it would have been a twist all right
[Lulu] why did you do that to yourself, Mytho?
[Lulu] and us?
[Rin_Sohma] ...I would, but I vowed to myself no more Tutu drabbles 'til I finish the canon.
[Virgil] especially us
[Gremio|ish] hmm
[Fakir] these pings worry me--
[Fakir] ....not asking what mytho did
[Mytho] Because I needed to share the pain
[Mytho] ---hi Fakir.
[Gremio|ish] ...
[Mytho] Don't look up.
[Virgil] hey Fakir
[Lulu] run fakir, run while you still can!
[Fakir] ....okay I won't, mytho
[Virgil] save yourself
[Suzaku] Fakir, you poor, poor thing.
[JJ] ....anti-matter nipple rays.
* JJ is still giggling
[Fakir] .....suzaku?
[Suzaku] YEAH don't look up, Fakir.
[Virgil] ...
[Fakir] ...k
* Virgil pats Fakir
* Mytho just...goes back to encouraging Rin to finish Tutu canon
[Gremio|ish] Fakir keyboard smashed when he saw the 4chan images from his Drosselmyer Google image search. No old man whould have a moob laser, much less an anti-matter nipple ray designed to destroy artistic merit everywhere. "Fakir, what are you looking at?" Mytho asked in a monotone. "NOTHING go back to bed!" "Why does our author ---" Fakir put his hand over Mytho's mouth before the prince could hurt his brain anymore.
* Suzaku has quit IRC (Quit: )
[Virgil] ....GREMIO!
[Fakir] ......................................
[Gremio|ish] Rin, I got it
* Suzaku has joined #campfuckudie
[Mytho] ...
* Mytho covers Fakir's eyes
[JJ] .......Gremio oh god
* Virgil also covers Fakir's eyes
[Rin_Sohma] GO GREMIO >D
* Fakir clings to Mytho ;o;
[Gremio|ish] what?
[Fakir] thanks virgil T^T
[Virgil] you're welcome
[JJ] BONUS POINTS FOR INCLUDING "ARTISTIC MERIT"
[Suzaku] . . . note to self. Do not accidently click on disconnect button.
[Virgil] SHIELD YOUR EYES
[Lulu] ... trying to escape, Suzaku?
[Mytho] You missed a surprise drabble Suzaku. It's okay.
[Gremio|ish] you love my drabbles
[Suzaku] But I love surprise drabbles :(
[Virgil] ...
[Lulu] and you'd love this one, Suzaku
[JJ] Surprise drabbles..... Like surprise buttsex, in a way?
[Virgil] oh
[Virgil] XD
[Gremio|ish] yes!
[Suzaku] O really Lulu
[Kyou] JJ: Except they hurt your brain instead of your -- well.

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[Gaignun] That's because you couldn't rape your way out of a paper bag.
[JJ] .........okay omg best sentence i've ever read.